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Post by Pjalne on Apr 29, 2004 5:54:13 GMT -5
Here are some of the search strings that resulted in hits in April: fish sex impaled sex listen to i saw you dancing by yaki-da sew chimney demon rape pregnant movie penis explosion ace of base satanists chinese mother oral sex on son chinese with razor blades in vagina explode penis germany pressure man wife sex father son penis torture how to find a chinese nanny little unconscious girl movie and chinese and man and horse and penis Wes and Professor, please tell me this happens to you too
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Post by Professor Hazard on Apr 29, 2004 10:16:15 GMT -5
My God.
No, we just get a lot of hits for "Samus Aran hentai".
EDIT: IN FACT, here is some of our search strings.
240 20.54% hazard 200 17.12% labs 195 16.69% hentai 152 13.01% samus 104 8.90% aran 37 3.16% dot 35 2.99% flash 27 2.31% com 13 1.11% hazardlabs 13 1.11% professor 12 1.02% hazardlabscom 12 1.02% wwwhazardlabscom
Here's what gets me. PEOPLE SEARCH FOR "HAZARD LABS DOT COM" and the whole address with WWW and everything. I, wheh, eh, what??
2 0.17% httpwwwhazardlabscom 1 0.08% wwwhazardlabs
And as we can see here, with a wet t-shirt, a winner is you.
1 0.08% chat 1 0.08% aim 1 0.08% you 1 0.08% winner 1 0.08% wet 1 0.08% shirt 1 0.08% than 1 0.08% everyone #nosmileys
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Post by Mess on Apr 29, 2004 11:38:35 GMT -5
I think Penis explosion is how I got to this site.
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Post by Wes on Apr 30, 2004 11:06:22 GMT -5
Hey, Per! I was just thinking I needed to e-mail you to check in and see how you were doing. Glad to see you're still kicking! Those are some awesome search strings. I must say that SC has never gotten anything that interesting before...most of ours are pretty tame and are somehow related to the TMNT anime. The way our stats work, I have to actually scan the logs for the info, so I'll do that a bit later and add the results to this message. Until then!
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Post by Pjalne on May 1, 2004 13:38:44 GMT -5
My God.No, we just get a lot of hits for "Samus Aran hentai". I must say that SC has never gotten anything that interesting before...most of ours are pretty tame and are somehow related to the TMNT anime. My site's a freak!! A FREAK!!! EDIT: Here's what gets me. PEOPLE SEARCH FOR "HAZARD LABS DOT COM" and the whole address with WWW and everything. I, wheh, eh, what?? Yeah, I get that a lot too. I don't get it.
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Post by Professor Hazard on May 1, 2004 21:48:27 GMT -5
Don't cry, PJØRNÊ. I found Encyclopedia Obscura by searching for "kong ape".
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Post by Wes on May 2, 2004 0:44:38 GMT -5
Alrighty, I'm back!!! Sorry I forgot to post this when I said I would. Select search string results from April 19 - 25, 2004: - Not scary animation
- maury povich bree (we get a good number of people actually LOOKING for that particular Maury episode I reviewed...)
- how many people you need for the play wizard of oz
- tiger claws of the shredder from teenage mutant ninja turtles
- "Ninja Turtles" anime (tons along these lines)
- wild boar alien
- teenage ninja turtle pictures to color
- scary garbage can jumps at you (my favorite so far...)
- "i'm lovin' it" chinese characters
- superstition bird shit (best yet! but alas, it went to the blog...)
- julia roberts o magazine article
- History of the Drawn-horse carriage
- MCDONALD'S CUPS PROUD PARTNER (yes, all caps...)
- zim fatter
- McGriddles at night
- scary crayon (lots of these, oddly enough)
- "teenage mutant ninja turtles" rape april (WINNER!!!)
- "puritans have more fun"
- chocolate and cheese -recipe -ween eating (what the hyphens are for, I do not know)
- michael jackson sperm donation game
Mostly mundane, but we get a few good ones in there from time to time. Nothing quite so freaky as what you've got, Per. So let's see what yesterday's results yielded. Select search string results from May 1, 2004: - scary crayon
- "born without legs"
- tuna pancake recipe
- making turtles masks
- "blood sucking freaks" review
See, nothing very interesting. Your site is a freak, Per. But I could use more freakiness...maybe some will come in soon, given that my last article was about coprophagy (i.e. eating shit).
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Post by Professor Hazard on May 2, 2004 10:45:26 GMT -5
[/li][li]"teenage mutant ninja turtles" rape april (WINNER!!!)[/quote] If we're going to assume that, hidden under the frontispiece to their shells, the Turtles even HAVE penises, CAN'T IT BE CONSENTUAL?? I mean, I think Splinter taught them better than that. Except maybe Raph, I can see him going out and taking it out on some mouthy Bronx girl. But I think we all know if anyone was going to rape April it would be Shredder, as clearly shown from the backglass of the TMNT pinball machine. ( www.ipdb.org/images/2509/image-3.jpg ) FREE PLAY, INDEED. Because of this picture, which shows April's trademark yellow jumpsuit unzipped down to the navel, I have always had to live with the unshakeable knowledge that Shredder probably has a tiger-claw style penis ring on at all times, assuring himself that he's a total badass (although he is unable to defeat four teenage hipster reptiles). And is it just me, or is there something horribly wrong with that Foot Soldier's katana blade.
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Post by Wes on May 2, 2004 11:53:16 GMT -5
Well, apparently turtles are really horny creatures...apparently there have been instances where sea turtles tried to rape dolphins. And as far as the Turtles even having penises goes, turtles' penises extend from their tails (scroll down a bit...HUGE). So the cartoon and movie versions probably don't have 'em, 'cause they lack tails. The comic versions, on the other hand, probably do have them, and how! And that image is VERY suspect, but Shredder's never shown much interest in women. I'm thinking that's the movie Shredder there, and in the movies he DID love Tang Shen, but when he murdered her I'm thinking that he killed his ability to love along with her. In the comics, it was his brother, Oroku Nagi, who loved Shen...and was killed by Yoshi in a duel for her honor. Saki killed the lot of them in revenge. However, it's worth noting that Saki had a daughter, Oroku Pimiko, in the comics...but then all of these evil badasses who have time for no love but EVIL always find some kind of way to father a child. And DUDE! Shredder with a penis ring...no comment... That April is quite fetching with her low-cut top...I'm thinking maybe her boobs pop out if you get the high score on the pinball machine. ANOTHER QUARTER PLEEEASE!!!!!! ;D And yeah, that Foot Soldier's katana does look a little off-center...maybe Leo cut off part of the base? I dunno.
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Post by Professor Hazard on May 2, 2004 12:25:49 GMT -5
Going by the design of the Foot Soldiers, and the timing of the release of the game, I would say it is movie continuity, yeah.
It is more likely the katana suffers from the malady of many artists - if you can draw huge bulging titties, simple concepts like centering a blade on a crosspiece evade you.
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Post by Wes on May 2, 2004 14:54:15 GMT -5
Would you rather have had an April sans the mm-mmm tits, but with the blade centered on the crosspiece? I didn't think so.
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Post by Professor Hazard on May 2, 2004 21:03:00 GMT -5
That fine white mama got me through every year that ended with "teen"!
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Post by Professor Fandango on May 3, 2004 8:21:13 GMT -5
What were we talking about again? I think the reason you're getting searches with the whole address in could be like something I get, where when you open an explorer window and click in the address bar, the computer likes to deselect your selection, so you end up typing in the search box (providing your homepage has a search function) and if you're not paying attention you end up with a search for www.somethingorother.fyorg
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Post by Professor Hazard on May 3, 2004 17:04:10 GMT -5
That's my favorite website.
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Post by Pjalne on May 4, 2004 7:52:51 GMT -5
I think Penis explosion is how I got to this site. Please elaborate.
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